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Nino
Memorial XVI
Saturday,
July 11, 2015
Alton, IL
"Only
The Best Wear Tartan"
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SixteenthAnnual
Nino Memorial
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 Saturday,
July 11, 2015 at
Rolling
Hill Golf Course
Alton, Illinoise
Nino Memorial
XVI took place on the hallowed grounds of Rolling Hills
Golf Course in Godfrey, Illinois on July 11, 2015. Tim
"Eagleglass" Spiegelglass was gloating so much
about his Decader award that he apparently forgot he needed
to play a solid round of golf too if he wanted another
title. He was horrendous off the tee. If not for his partner
Tim "Toolman" Boyer, the team wouldn't have
finished in second place (77).
 But
the day belonged
to Team Royal - comprised of Evan Glass and Jaeson "Nino"
Soprano. With a 73, they tore up the competition. Glass
took home the long drive and closest to the pin titles
as well (holes 14 and 15 respectively). According to group
member Robbie Mentle, Glass was en fuego from tee to green.
Mentle and his partner Brett "Noodles" Bunsick
were the dark horses coming into the tournament, but they
came away holding their heads high with a round of 79.
The only team not in the 70s was the ginger duo of Brian
"Obes" Oberman and Dave "Dusty" Hoffman.
The pair, who dubbed themselves Code Red, ran into trouble
on the back nine, firing a score of 86. Hoffman rode off
from Godfrey in disgust, skipping the final banquet. If
there were a sportsmanship award in 2015, Hoffman would
have come in last place as well. Oberman's shots, while
powerful, were errant all day. On Hole 13, he flew the
green and struck a soda machine flush. This was Glass'
second title and Nino's 5th title. It is anticipated that
NM XVII will be held in Denver, Colorado. More details
to follow.
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Jaeson
Becker
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Evan
Glass
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| Height:
5'10.5 |
| Weight:
150lbs |
Finishing
move:
The people's elbow |
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| Height:
5'10 |
| Weight:
160lbs |
Finishing
move:
Airplane Spin |
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Tim
Boyer
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Tim
Spiegelglass
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| Height:
5'9 |
| Weight:
190lbs |
Finishing
move:
The Jackhammer |
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| Height:
5'10 |
| Weight:
190lbs
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Finishing
move:
STFU |
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Robbie
Mentle
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Brett
Bunsick
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| Height:
5'11 |
| Weight:
180lbs |
Finishing
move:
Oriental Spike |
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| Height:
5'6 |
| Weight:
150lbs |
| Finishing
move: Stomach Claw |
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Dave
Hoffman
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Brian
Oberman
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| Height:
6' |
| Weight:
160lbs |
Finishing
move:
The Diamond Cutter |
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| Height:
5'10 |
| Weight:
210 lbs
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Finishing
move:
Dirty Deeds |
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1) Where is your
last place trophy from this year's NM16? Did you tell your wife
about the trophy?
Trophy is melting in my hot ass car right
about now. I told my wife about it and she thought we were a
bunch of losers.
2) Will you participate
in a future NM? Why/why not?
Yes I would participate, but not if I
have to drive with Spiegelasshole again. Guy brought me down
which I think affected my golf game.
3) In three sentences,
describe Tim "Eagleglass" Spiegelglass' quality of
play at this year's NM.
How about 3 words. Awful, horrible, and
pathetic. He should have been on Team Code Red the way he played.
4) How disappointed
were you in your partner this year?
What made your team so bad? Team sport,
so not disappointed in my partner at all as Im there to enjoy
myself, winning is 2nd on the list. Our team was bad because
we were more worried about putting on suntan lotion than making
a big shot.
5) What is a "Code
Red"?
a team of gingers getting skin cancer
playing in the hot summer sun.
6) If the NM17 was
held in a city other than Denver, what would you choose?
French Lick,IN. Was there a couple years
ago and it was the perfect setup for a golf trip. Driving distance
from St. Louis, has 3 great courses on hotel property, casino,
steakhouse, and of course Im sure slutty college girls nearby.
Price was very reasonable as well.
7) What is your best
score ever on 18 holes?
83, but that was at Forest Park. 85 at
a real course that doesnt have geriatrics dying on the back
9.
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Link
to NMI (Chesterfield, MO)
Link
to NMII (University City, MO)
Link
to NMIII (Las Vegas, NV)
Link
to NMIV (Tunica, MS)
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to NMV (Wentzville, MO)
Link
to NMVI (Wright City, MO)
Link
to NMVII (Wright City, MO)
Link
to NMVIII (Lake Of The Ozarks, MO)
Link
to NMIX (Kansas City, MO)
Link
to NMX (Louisville, KY)
Link
to NMXI (Nashville, TN)
Link
to NMXII (Detroit, MI & Windsor, ON)
Link
to NMXIII (Indianapolis, IN)
Link
to NMXIV (Milwaukee, WI)
Link
to NMXV (Louisville, KY)
Link
to NMXVI (Alton, IL)
Link
to NMXVII (Alton, IL)
Link
to NMXVIII (Chesterfield, MO)
Link
to The Hall Of Tartan
Link
to The Decaders
Link
to Nino Memorial Home
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