Nino Memorial VII

Saturday, June 3, 2006
Wright City, MO

"Only The Best Wear Tartan"

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Seventh Annual Nino Memorial

Saturday, June 3, 2006 at Innsbrook Resort Golf Course Wright City, Missouri.

Nino Memorial 7, as with the prior Nino Memorial weekends, was a rousing success. For the first time, the event was held at the same place (Innsbrook) as the year prior. Although plans have been made for an out of town NM8 to mix things up, Innsbrook was the perfect setting for golf, comradery, and debauchery.

2006 Champions: Jonboy and ChelistLike 2005, Jonboy and Chelist ran away with this year's spoils. Playing with a randomly assigned twosome, one not associated with the Nino Memorial, the odd duo was not troubled by the taunting, poor play, and other distractions that plague the typical tournament pairing. Able to focus on their games, they shot a 73, tying the previous low score set by Toolman and Dusty in 2004. Finishing second was the team of Spiegelglass and Berman. Their 76 was respectable, and the tough team could have proven victorious had it not been for the superior play of the two-time champs. Finishing 3rd were Dusty and Toolman who once again were more bark than bite.

From 4th place on, the scores rose significantly. In the spirit of decency, the identities of those lower tiered teams and their scores will be withheld. Nonetheless, there were several improved players who graced the Nino Memorial. Specifically, Luger and Radar shot in the mid-80s, and could be a dark horse for 2008. The southpaw, Gus, also showed some prowess (albeit sporadic) from the tee box.

The evening of NM7 was also a good time. Jonboy's cooking started things off right and Denmark continued to take the lead on letting the good times roll. Needless to say, trousers were soiled, grinding was had, and the scent of baby powder and FDS permeated the wooden cottage.

dh

 

1st Place (73)
Jon Hoffman
Scott Chelist
Winner of Nino Memorial VI, VII (2005-2006)
Winner of Nino Memorial VI, VII (2005-2006)
Height: 5'8
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
Leg Scissors
Height: 6'3
Weight: ????
Finishing move:
The Worm

2nd Place (76)
Tim Spiegelglass
Matt Berman
Height: 5'10
Weight: 190
Finishing move:
STFU
Height: 5'9
Weight: 175
Finishing move:
Stratisfaction

3rd Place (80)
Dave Hoffman
Tim Boyer
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII (2003-2004, 2007)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII (2003-2004, 2007)
Height: 6'
Weight: 160lbs
Finishing move:
The Diamond Cutter
Height: 5'9
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
The Jackhammer

4th Place (86)
Scott Masin
Corey Iken
Height: 5'3
Weight: 180lbs
Finishing move:
The Torture Rack
Height: 5'7
Weight: 140lbs
Finishing move:
RKO

T-5th Place (88)
Jaeson Becker
Aaron Vickar
Winner of Nino Memorials I, II, III, VIII (2000-2002, 2007)
Winner of Nino Memorial VIII (2007)
Height: 5'10.5
Weight: 150lbs
Finishing move:
The people's elbow
Height: 6'3
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
Stone Cold Stunner

T-5th Place (88)
Brett Bunsick
Robbie Mentle
Height: 5'6
Weight: 150lbs
Finishing move:
Stomach Claw
Height: 5'11
Weight: 180lbs
Finishing move:
Oriental Spike

T-5th Place (88)
Dan Galkin
Brian Weingart
Height: 5'10
Weight: 199lbs
Finishing move:
Van Terminator
Height: 5'10
Weight: 175lbs
Finishing move:
619

8th Place (119)
Jeremy Rubenstein
Marc Arbesman
Height: 6'2
Weight: 180
Finishing move:
The Code Red
Height: 6'1
Weight: 185
Finishing move:
5 Knuckle Shuffle

(DNQ)
Josh Polsky
Jake Wagman
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170lbs
Finishing move:
The Power Bomb
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170lbs
Finishing move:
Sharp Shooter


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The Nino Memorial has been a tradition in this league since 2000. This year's Nino Memorial will be held at Innsbrook Resort Golf Course on Saturday, June 3, 2006 in Wright City, Missouri.  The Nino Memorial is opened to members of Nino's Fantasy Golf League as well as those that are interested in joining the league the following year.  For some background information on prior Nino Memorials, please click on this.

Stay tuned for more information about NMVII

 

Dear Nino Memorial participants/potential participants:

The Nino Memorial will be held at the Innsbrook Resort Golf Course on June 3, 2005. Tee times are at 10:30, 10:37, 10:45, 10:52, 11:00am. You MUST check in at the pro-shop BY 11:00 a.m. $52.00 a person, which includes greens fee, cart, and taxes (doesn't include food). The following is a list of people who are playing, and which group they are in. Groups are subject to change. Following that, is a list of people who Dusty and Nino think MIGHT play. Let us know either way by Saturday, May 6, or sooner. If we don't hear from you, you are NOT playing. If we are not using all of the tee times, Dusty needs to let the pro-shop know, or he will have to pay for those slots. There are more potentials than available slots, so first come, first serve.

Dave Hoffman

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Nino Memorial VII Foursomes

Tee-Time

Jon Hoffman

&

Scott Chelist

10:30

Unknown

&

Unknown

Tee-Time

Jaeson Becker

&

Aaron Vickar

10:37

Robbie Mentle

&

Brett Bunsick

Tee-Time

Dave Hoffman
 

&

  Tim Boyer

10:45

Tim Spiegelglass
 

&

  Matt Berman

Tee-Time

Josh Polsky

&

Jake Wagman

10:52

Dan Galkin

&

Brian Weingart

 

Tee-Time

 
Scott Masin
 

&

  Corey Iken  
 

11:00

 
Marc Arbesman
 

&

  Jeremy Rubenstein  

 


Below is the tentative itinerary for NMVII
2006 Champions
(Jon Hoffman & Scott Chelist)
 
Saturday, June 3, 2006
08.30x: Rendezvous at Dusty's House
08.45x: Cars Leave for Innsbrook
10.00x: Rendezvous at the Clubhouse
10.30x: The Nino Memorial
14.00x: Lunch/Trophy Ceremony
19.00x: BBQ Dinner at Hoffman's Hideaway
20.30x: Gutz/Holdem
23.30x: Shenanigans
02:45x: Hot Water Trick to Spiegelglass
03.00x: Penthouse Forum readings by Toolman
  03.15x: Duct Tape Vickar to his bed
03.30x: Ben Gay Preparations for Dusty's Jock
04.00x: High Low Tournament Between Luger and Dusty
05.00x: Lights Out
 
Sunday, June 4, 2006
05.30x: Fishing Tournament
09.00x: Fishing Trophy Ceremony
09.20x: Breakfast/Cleanup
10.30x: Depart Hoffman's Hideaway
11.30x: Arrive at Dusty's
2006 Champions
(Jon Hoffman & Scott Chelist)

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