Nino Memorial XIV

Saturday, July 20, 2013
Milwaukee, WI

"Only The Best Wear Tartan"

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Fourteenth Annual Nino Memorial

From L-R (Nino, Joe, Tim S, John, Tim B, Stan, Dave, Bryan, Ken, Aaron)Saturday, July 20, 2013 at Brown Deer Golf Course Milwaukee, Wisconsin

NMXIV took place on July 20, 2013, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This year's tournament was played on one of the more challenging tracks in NM history - Brown Dear Park Golf Course. Brown Deer is the prior home of the Greater Milwaukee Open on the PGA Tour. Tiger Woods played his first professional tournament there, and even had a hole in one on the 14th Par 3. Although there were no holes-in-one on this day, the competition was fierce.

The favorites, Tim "Toolman" Boyer and Bryan Sanger, were true to their billing and pulled off the title. Toolman described the course as the toughest he has played since participating in the event, and appeared doubtful at times that his squad's 76 would hold up at the end of the day - but it did. Apparently the the tranny he befriended the night before was the inspiration he needed to garnish his 6th Tartan jacket.

Tim "Eagleglass" Spiegelglass and Aaron "Denmark" Vickar came in 2nd place with an 80. The team just did not have it together come game time, frequently slicing it into the woods and being forced to take safe shots to scramble out of trouble. Some question Eagleglass' preparation the night before. Denmark contributed barely anything to the group, struggling from tee to green repeatedly throughout the day. Unconfirmed reports indicate Eagleglass will, as a result, never compete with Denmark in the tournament again.

The Hoffman and Hoffman group, comprised of Dave "Dusty" Hoffman and Ken "Hawk" Hoffman, shot an 83. The elder statesman, Hawk, holed 6 seven-ten foot putts to save par or bogey for the group. If not for Dusty's shoddy play, the squad probably would have had a chance. Dusty, the former four-time champion, probably had his worst round in three to four years. Classic Dusty.

In addition to some old competitors, this year saw two new players in John "Captain" Wright and Joe Hargraves. Finishing with a respectable 87, future promise is on the horizon for these two. Captain even brought home the coveted long-drive trophy with a stellar drive on the front nine. No other golfer was even close to his thrashing stroke.

Bringing up the rear was four-time champion Jaeson "Nino" Becker and his partner Stan "The Man" Robbin. Nino is the first former winner to also take home the coveted Golden Douche Award. He will go down in the annals of NM history as the best of the worst there ever was. Although Stan had a few drives, and Nino had several solid closing putts, the team could not avoid multiple bogey and double bogey holes. In actuality, they were lucky to scrape out a 90 and avoid triple figures. Nino had the shot of the day on the 16th hole when he struck a worm-burner off the back of the ladies tee box and ricochetted his ball 40 yards behind the men's tee box. He also will go in the history books as having the longest NEGATIVE yardage tee shot in NM history. A hearty mazel tov to El Nino on that beauty.......

The awards ceremony was short and sweet, on a picturesque afternoon in lovely suburban Milwaukee. Talk was had of the location of NMXV but no decisions were made. Updates to follow.

dh

 

1st Place (76)
Tim Boyer
Bryan Sanger
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Height: 5'9
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
The Jackhammer
Height: 6'
Weight: 160lbs
Finishing move:
The Diamond Cutter

2nd Place (80)
Tim Spiegelglass
Aaron Vickar
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Height: 5'10
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
STFU
Height: 6'3
Weight: 190lbs
Finishing move:
Stone Cold Stunner

3rd Place (83)
Dave Hoffman
Ken Hoffman
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Height: 6'
Weight: 160lbs
Finishing move:
The Diamond Cutter
Height: 6'
Weight: 180lbs
Finishing move:
Curtain Call

4th Place (87)
Joe Hargraves
John Wright
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Height: 6'2
Weight: 250lbs
Finishing move:
The Cobra
Height: 5'10
Weight: 165lbs
Finishing move:
Punjabi Plunge

5th Place (90)
Jaeson Becker
Stan Robins
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Winner of Nino Memorials IV, V, VIII, XIII (2003-2004, 2007, 2012)
Height: 5'10.5
Weight: 150lbs
Finishing move:
The people's elbow
Height: 5'8
Weight: 150lbs
Finishing move:
Angle Slam


NMXIV Collage


Link to NMI (Chesterfield, MO)
Link to NMII (University City, MO)
Link to NMIII (Las Vegas, NV)
Link to NMIV (Tunica, MS)
Link to NMV (Wentzville, MO)
Link to NMVI (Wright City, MO)
Link to NMVII (Wright City, MO)
Link to NMVIII (Lake Of The Ozarks, MO)
Link to NMIX (Kansas City, MO)

Link to NMX (Louisville, KY)
Link to NMXI (Nashville, TN)
Link to NMXII (Detroit, MI & Windsor, ON)
Link to NMXIII (Indianapolis, IN)
Link to NMXIV (Milwaukee, WI)

Link to NMXV (Louisville, KY)
Link to NMXVI (Alton, IL)
Link to NMXVII (Alton, IL)
Link to The Hall Of Tartan
Link to The Decaders
Link to Nino Memorial Home

 

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NMXIV - Milwaukee - July 19-21, 2013

 

The Nino Memorial has been a tradition in this league since 2000. This year's Nino Memorial will be held in Milwaukee, WI at a course to be determined soon on Saturday, July 20, 2013. The Nino Memorial is opened to members of Nino's Fantasy Golf League as well as those that are interested in joining the league the following year.

For some background information on prior Nino Memorials, please click on this.

Stay tuned for more information about NMXIV


 

Courtyard Milwaukee Brookfield
16865 West Bluemound Road · Brookfield, Wisconsin 53005 USA
Phone: (262) 821-1800

From Blueberry Hill to the hotel

Trip: 380 mi, 5 hours 57 mins

1. Head east on Delmar Blvd toward Westgate Ave 0.3 mi
2. Turn right onto N Skinker Blvd 1.6 mi
3. Turn left to merge onto I-64 E/?US-40 E Entering Illinois 9.3 mi
4. Continue onto I-55 N 274 mi
5. Take exit 277A to merge onto I-294 N toward Wisconsin Partial toll road 30.5 mi
6. Continue onto I-94 W Partial toll road 21.9 mi
7. Continue onto Interstate 94 W Partial toll road Entering Wisconsin 34.2 mi
8. Take exit 317 for Interstate 43 S toward Fond du Lac 1.7 mi
9. Merge onto I-894 W 8.9 mi
10. Take exit 1B on the left to merge onto Interstate 94 W toward Madison 3.6 mi
11. Take exit 301B for Moorland Rd N 0.4 mi
12. Merge onto S Moorland Rd 0.7 mi
13. Turn left onto W Bluemound Rd 1.1 mi
14. Turn left onto N Calhoun Rd 49 ft
15. Take the 1st left onto W Bluemound Rd Destination will be on the right 0.2 mi


Brown Deer Golf Course
7625 N. Range Line Rd., Milwaukee, WI 53209
Phone: (414) 352-3353 Scott

From Hotel to Brown Deer Golf Course


20.1 mi, 26 mins

1. Head east on W Bluemound Rd toward Thomas Ln 0.8 mi
2. Turn right onto N Moorland Rd 0.8 mi
3. Take the ramp onto I-94 E 9.5 mi
4. Take exit 310B for Interstate 43 N toward Green Bay
This road is closed until 1 Aug 0.6 mi
5. Take exit 73A on the left toward Wisconsin 145/?Fond du Lac Ave/?McKinley Ave
This road is closed until 1 Aug 0.1 mi
6. Merge onto I-43 N 7.4 mi
7. Take exit 80 for Good Hope Rd 0.2 mi
8. Turn left onto W Good Hope Rd 1.5 mi
9. Turn right onto N Range Line Rd Destination will be on the left 0.4 mi


Going to NMXIV
Departure 1: Thursday, July 18, 2013 @ 07.00 from Eagleglass's and Toolman's

Tim Boyer - SOLO

Tim Spiegelglass - SOLO

. .
Departure 2: Friday, July 19, 2013@ 16.22 from Airport

Aaron Vickar - Airplane

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Departure 3: Friday, July 19, 2013 @ 09.20 from Nino's Palace

Dave Hoffman - Dusty's Whip

Jaeson Becker - Dusty's Whip

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Departure 4: Friday, July 19, 2013 @ 17.00 from Downtown
. Bryan Sanger - Hargraves' rental
. Joe Hargraves - Hargraves' rental
. John Wright - Hargraves' rental
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Departure 5: Saturday, July 19, 2013 @ 09.00 from Chitown

Ken Hoffman - Ken's bucket

Stan Robbins - Ken's bucket

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Departure 6: Saturday, July 19, 2013 @ 17.00 from Madison

Jon Oler - Oler's hooptie

Leaving NMXIV
Departure 1: Saturday, July 20, 2013 @ 18.00 from GC to Chitown

Ken Hoffman - Ken's bucket

Stan Robbins - Ken's bucket

. .
Departure 2: Sunday, July 21, 2013 @ 06.00 from Hotel to STL and Madison

Dave Hoffman - Dusty's Whip

Jaeson Becker - Dusty's Whip

Jon Oler - Oler's hooptie

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Departure 3: Sunday, July 21, 2013 @ 09.00 from Hotel to STL

Tim Spiegelglass - To Detroit

Tim Boyer - SOLO

Joe Hargraves - Hargraves' rental

John Wright - Hargraves' rental

Bryan Sanger - Hargraves' rental

. Aaron Vickar - Airplane

Room Assignments

Room 1 (3 Nights)
Room 2 (2 Nights)
Room 4 (2 Nights)
Room 5 (2 Nights)
*Tim Spiegelglass*
*Jaeson Becker*
*Bryan Sanger*
*Aaron Vickar*
Tim Boyer
Dave Hoffman
Joe Hargraves
Jon Oler (1 night)
John Wright
Paid in full, thus discount
Paid in full, thus discount
Doing their own thing
Doing his own thing
89978046
($295.19 for 3 nights)
($196.79 for 2 nights)
$89.00 a round of golf
$89.00 a round of golf
$89.00 a round of golf
$89.00 a round of golf
Weekend Estimate:
Tim Spiegelglass- $236.60
Tim Boyer- $236.60

(Does not include, food, entertainment nor bail)
Weekend Estimate:
Jaeson Becker - $187.40
Dave Hoffman - $187.40

(Does not include, food, entertainment nor bail)

Tee-Times

Tee-Time 1 (09.57)

Dave Hoffman

&

Ken Hoffman

vs.

Jaeson Becker

&

Stan Robbins

Tee-Time 2 (10.06)

Joe Hargraves

&

John Wright

vs.

Tim Boyer

&

Bryan Sanger

Tee-Time 3 (10.15)

Tim Spiegelglass

&

Aaron Vickar

vs.

TBD

&

TBD


($89.00 per player)
(Times, Foursomes and teams are subject to change)

Below is the tentative itinerary for NMXIV
2013 Champions
(Tim Boyer & Bryan Sanger)
 
 
 
 
Friday, July 19, 2013
 

16.30x:Check-in to the
Courtyard Milwaukee Brookfield

17.30x: Cannonball tournament at pool
19.00x: Cleanup for dinner
02.00x: Back to the hotel
02.45x: Hot Water Trick to Toolman
03.00x: Lights Out
03.10x: Magic Blanket to Joe Hargrave
 
Saturday, July 20, 2013
 
07.30x: Wake-up and optional breakfast
08.30x: Head to Brown Deer Golf Course
08.45x: Driving Range
09.45x: Group photos
10.00x: .....Nino Memorial XIV
18.00x: Rendezvous @ Hotel Lobby for Game
19.00x: Marlins @ Brewers
02.30x: Penthouse Forum readings by Uncle Kenny
  03.00x: Duct Tape John Wright to his bed  
03.30x: Ben Gay Preparations for Stan's Jock
05.00x: Lights Out

07.30x: Dinner

 
Sunday, July 21, 2013
 
09.00x: Checkout
 
2013 Champions
(Tim Boyer & Bryan Sanger)

 

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