Nino Memorial XIII
Indianapolis, IN
July 20-22, 2012

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Saturday, June 4, 2011 at Seven Lakes Golf Course, Windsor, Ontario, Canada.

The Nino Memorial went international for the first time this year - heading across the border with our neighbors to the North, Canada. Culture shock struck the four participants in this year's tourney (Jaeson "Nino" Becker, Tim "Eagleglass" Speigelglass, Jeff "Smailz" Small and Tim "Toolman" Boyer) as they discovered that Windsor, Ontario is inhabited primarily by three grougs: 1) Ugly Canadians; 2) 18 years looking to drink legally; and 3) Eastern European women.

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Saturday, July 10, 2010 at Hermitage Golf Club, Nashville, TN. Nashville, TN. - After six years of hype, Smailz and Eagleglass finally back up their promises. It was a record-breaking 2010 for the 11th Annual Nino Memorial. This year's host city was Nashville, TN.

The team of Tim Spiegelglass and Jeff Small shattered the previous tournament low-round with an even par 72, and took home the coveted title with accompanying tartan jackets.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 aT Covered Bridge Golf Club, Louisville, KY

Louisville, Ky. - Two of St. Louis' finest prosecutors laid down the law at Nino Memorial X.

Tim "Toolman" Boyer and Bryan "Carlito's Way" Sanger, who make their living trying bad guys in the city, brought their own brand of fairway justice to the landmark tenth year of the annual tournament.

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Saturday, May 31, 2008 at Shoal Creek Golf Course Kansas City, MO

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The tartan arrived here on Friday a St. Louis tradition nearing a decade of excellence. By Sunday, the Nino Memorial trophy was just another monument in the City of Fountains, claimed by a hometown rookie sensation. Evan Glass, a Kansas City native playing in his first ever Nino Memorial, shot a stellar 74 at spacious Shoal Creek to win the ninth version of the annual late spring classic.

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 at Seasons Ridge Golf Course The Lake Ozarks, MO

Nino Memorial VIII can only be summed up with one word - controversy. Never before has a weekend of golf been filled with such controversy. For the first time in Nino Memorial history, the golf tournament of champions has culminated in a tie.

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at Innsbrook Resort Golf Course Wright City, Missouri.

Nino Memorial 7, as with the prior Nino Memorial weekends, was a rousing success. For the first time, the event was held at the same place (Innsbrook) as the year prior. Although plans have been made for an out of town NM8 to mix things up, Innsbrook was the perfect setting for golf, comradery, and debauchery.

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Saturday, May 28, 2005 at Innsbrook Resort Golf Course Wright City, Missouri.

There is much to detail about the Nino Memorial Part VI, and little of it has to do with the actual golf tournament. However, since this is a public site, all I can say about Friday evening is, why the hell did Lugar and his pungent self need to be walking around in that wife beater? Was that the reason Jonboy, Chelist and Dutch left the proceedings in order to go night fishing? "That may have something to do with it," said an embarrassed Jonboy. "But we also wanted to get in touch with the cosmic balance of the universe." Sure, one could dwell on and on about the ghastly image of Lugar upstairs or of Lugar downstairs or of Lugar close-talking everyone and causing them to vomit, but the kid could play some cards!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 at The Golf Club in Wentzville Wentzville, Missouri.

Nino Memorial V began out of sure chaos. The morning after Dusty’s bachelor party? Who plans this crap? As the players pulled up to the course, all were weary, and we’re not just talking about the fugly polos Toolman and Dusty were curing our eyes with. The players all paid their fee and staggered to the putting green in a less than stellar manner. Tired, crabby, and dealing with the Wentzville humidity, the day was set for something craptacular to emerge. That was evident when Scott Chelist showed up the to putting green with only 2 balls to practice with.

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Sunday, May 25, 2003 at Cottonwoods Tunica, Mississippi.

"Roger that - Over"

This year's Nino Memorial finally saw the defeat of the three time defending champions - Michael Traub and Jaeson Becker. Those that participated were as follows: Aaron Vickar and Scott Chelist; David Hoffman and Tim Boyer; and last and certainly least Jaeson Becker and his new partner Craig Richason. Rodney Niles and Carl Greathouse also participated in the weekend festivities, although they were disqualified from the tournament itself as they actually possessed legitimate golfing skills and ability.

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Sunday, May 26, 2002 at Black Mountain Las Vegas, Nevada.

This is Ken Venturi, and I'm reporting live from AJ Abram's hotel bathroom. Jesus Christ, is this shit good; but I digress.

On Memorial Day Weekend 2002, this country witnessed the finest display of golf in amateur history. Though the outcome was seemingly predetermined, those who traveled the road to the championship will reflect upon the weekend for years to come.

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Sunday, May 27, 2001 at Forest Park Golf Course St. Louis, Missouri.

(AP) The most exciting 6 ½ hours in sports - that is what is now known as the Nino Memorial. The teams. The teams were comprised of several individuals with varying golf abilities. Starting at the bottom, there was Luger (a.k.a. Scott Masin) and David Duval (a.k.a. Opey a.k.a. Daniel Wiggins); then there was Brad Gross and Joe Glynias (a.k.a. Glass Joe); followed by Jeff Small (a.k.a. Smailz) and Adam Schweizer (a.k.a. Jeff's future brother-in-law); Bart Berry and Scott Chelist (a.k.a. Bubba); Jaeson Becker (a.k.a. Nino) and Michael Traub; and finally Josh Polsky (a.k.a. Twan) and Dave Hoffman (a.k.a. Dusty). The golfing began this fateful Sunday at 8:45 a.m.

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